by Noah
Here we are! The cusp of another weekend and we've just heard that Speaker Mike Johnson (The k and e are silent) and his son have a weekly covenant wherein they have agreed to check each other's computers each week to make sure the other isn't watching (too much) porn! Kreeepy!!! See! It's not just Hunter's laptop they're all concerned about!!! That's the true spirit of bipartisanship! Wait 'til dick pic obsessed Marjorie Traitor Greene gets a load of this! Matt Gaetz, too! Lordy, I bet they're all watching Lauren Boebert jack off some clown in a theater. Who says congress doesn't do anything?
Meanwhile, I bet the only date the Speaker's son will have this weekend is the one with his palm.
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