by Noah
It seems that while Republicans were out in their various KKK bars and meeting places this weekend celebrating white supremacy and the muder of Alexei Navalny, their "Oh Great And Dear Leader" was launching his newest grift. This one came in the form of the limited edition sneakers pictured above and were introduced to, or you might say inflicted upon, the public on Saturday at an event called Sneakercon. Check 'em out! Ain't they swell? Emphasis con. Christ, even a mutant Richard Simmons-Liberace lovechild wouldn't be caught dead sporting such a totally 80's fashion atrocity! Who the hell designed these? Lindsey Graham? Or some hideous overly botoxed Florida bleach blonde that hangs out in a Mar-a-Lago party room?
Yeah, whatever. The first things I noticed were the T for Treason, the desecration of the flag that Republicans live to walk on, and of course the ultra garish choice of color, a color I call Trump Gold Metallic Urine™ which is perfect since Traitor Donnie is a lunatic who longs to piss on the universe, does so at every opportunity, and will continue to do so until he is rightfully silenced by a firing squad.
Of course that day will never come and can't come soon enough but, in the meantime, Traitor Donnie is both boasting that the sneakers sold out in just one day, and, also claiming that he's not behind them. Sure, Donnie. It turns out that he didn't make them but licensed the right to make them to a couple of close contacts. The report is that the sneakers are made by CIC Ventures LLC a company which is registered to Trump lawyer John Marion in West Palm Beach, Flor-i-duh. A Trump aide, aka a "body man" named Nicholas Luna, is also reportedly involved in the caper. I don't know if these guys really exist or not but I have to say that the name 'John Marion' sounds suspiciously like 'John Baron' which is a name Trump has used when pretending to be a self-promoting press agent in his employ.
The Trump Sneaks™ sold for $399 a pair but only 1000 pairs were made. Trump Lifts™ designed to make you look 6 foot 3 probably come extra for $199. At this rate, Trump is going to have to sell a lot of sneakers to raise the half billion he's being fined for a few of his various crimes but don't worry about him. There's that $2,000,000,000 Javanka got from their Saudi pals for, among other things, enabling the whitewashing of the murder and dismemberment of journalist Jamal Khahoggi, and, not bringing peace to the Middle East. Also, I'm sure phone calls have been made to the Kremlin and Pyongyang, not to mention the pro-Trump Jaimie Dimon at Chase Bank. Any patents for Trump's daughter-wife? That's Xi's department.
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as with his ties et al... made in china?