The GOP Freakshow Grows & Grows, Unchecked!
by Noah
Remember when all those Republican freaks were going to Dealey Plaza in Dallas to welcome the return of JFK and JFK, Jr. because, in their sicko Republican heads, they thought one or both would do some sort of Christ-like return and join their Dear Mango Nutcase Leader on the 2024 ticket? Well, they were close. They got the family right but it's Bobby Kennedy's whacko son instead. Yep, RFK, Jr. aka the brainworm guy and the dead bear in the trunk guy, a hardcore conspiracy nut who enjoys the support of fellow conspiracy lunatics like Alex Jones, Steve Bannon, and Roger Stone. He has now teamed up with the most insane American on the political scene, Traitor Don Trump himself. How perfect is that! A match made in Hell. Putin, Xi, and Kim Jong-un are all probably thinking, "Why didn't I think of that! And, at least one of them likely did.
Many Republicans have pushed for Kennedy, Jr. to be the running mate of The Orange Menace To Society all along but Trump chose Vance. Now, both freaks are firmly in his camp. With Kennedy making some sort of deal or thinking he's made some sort of deal for a job in a would-be Trump administration in return for endorsing him, it's like Trump has two running mates now. Look at it this way, the combo of Vance (He's probably getting a little nervous) and the brainworm guy easily tops Mike Pence and his pet fly in the weirdo department. And you know it's only gonna get freakier and freakier. When it comes to Republicans, there's always another freak lurking just outside the sphere of public awareness. Admit it, you almost can't wait to see what's next! And don't be surprised if some crackpot fake "Democrat" like Joe Manchin decides he wants in, too. That's how it is here in 2024.
And now, it's time for The Republican Freak Of The Week! I had planned for someone else but that can wait. He may be only an honorary republican, but who else could it be this week? It's gotta be the aforementioned brainworm guy. He's with his own kind now, and, I'm sorry if you missed his "Cooking With Roadkill" fest on Friday but I'm sure this will become a regular thing with all republicans. Check with your Republican neighbors. I'm sure they're already sending out the invitations and scraping up some dead groundhogs, raccoons, skunks, and, yes, bear cubs off the local asphalt for a barbecue this coming weekend. Remember! don't bring any Miller Lite!
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