Soon To Be Offered In A 4-Pak With Swastika, Confederate & Trump Flags!
by Noah
Along with a bonus bundle of a Trump-signed bible, a pair of gold sneakers, and a Russian flag MAGA hat to the first 10,000,000 buyers! Act Now!!!!
Why do Republicans love Traitor Don? They'll tell you it's because "he speaks his mind" or that Project 2025 is the best book since Mein Kampf. Never mind that that mind they love is fracturing before their eyes due to syphilis or something similar. Of course, it helps that the party's voters have repeatedly proven that they agree with everything their Dear Leader has to say, just like the FOX-brainwashed, mind-controlled robots that they are. I wonder how long it will be before Samuel Alito flies a Russian flag outside his house, or has he already? Roberts, too? Putin must be laughing about how much easier it is to take over the United States than Ukraine when all you need is an inside man and his cronies in Congress.
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Oh, and in case you are still somehow wondering who actually calls the shots in the so-called Trump White House, it's worth noting that when it came to deciding who would be in the oval office for the surreal circus that took place on Friday, Russia's leading news agency, TASS, was among the few press organizations allowed in but not Reuters or the Associated Press. Now sit back and count the hours before red state school boards start demanding that the Russian language be taught from kindergarten on.Â
