by Noah There he is, the man who likes to watch! Gym Jordan, one of the top voices of the Republican Party, pride of Ohio and all those who support him. Hey Gym, so what if your boss on the Ohio State Wrestling Team was sexually abusing the students and you quietly knew it and publicly denied it. Ya wanna make the team, ya gotta play, right, Gym? Kinda makes me wonder what crimes his new bossman Kremlin Kevin McCarthy has been up to. What are you keeping quiet now, Gym? Come on, Gym, you come to New York and point your fingers at the DA and all of us here but tell us what crimes of the House Speaker you've been turning a blind eye to back in Washington. Where's the hearing on those, you perv? What's going on behind the closed doors of the House office buildings. Who's snorting what off of the bare butts of the best call girls in DC, Gym? Who's abusing the pages this week, Gym? Surely you know! What about the efforts of you and your buddies to overthrow the government back on 1/6/17? We know you haven't forgotten that, Gym. What about the bribes, Gym? What about the insider trading, Gym? Oh, don't worry, I'm not accusing such a holy man as you, Gym! As your boy Tucker says, "I'm just asking questions." But maybe the rush you feel from misused power has got you, Gym! Maybe it's time for you to clean up your own backyard, Gym, before you lose it all, Gym. Oh, I know, you think you've got it under control but it's a harsh drug, Gym. You think it won't happen to you, Gym. You think you've got it but it's got you and you're gonna crash and burn, Gym. Too bad you can't sing.
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