Remembers McConnell In His Will!!!
by Noah
Oh, don't worry. When Vlad Putin really dies, he won't just remember Moscow Mitch in his will. William Barr, Merrick Garland, Elon Musk, everyone at FOX "News" and half of the U.S. $enate will at least get medals. Gotta always incentivize future traitors, too, you know!
Traitor Don Trump, you ask? Well, a gold likeness or two has been done but Russia has plenty of nice orange amber. They could carve some into a nice two foot tall Traitor Don Trump action figure. Amber is very valuable. It's Russian amber and would make a perfect gift. And, you know how prehistoric insects are often found trapped in amber? How fitting would it be if Trump's amber likeness contained an ancient four or five inch cockroach? If the medium is truly the message, Vlad could enjoy yet another last laugh.
NATO should send in clandestine teams of special operators specifically tasked with turning Vlad and Dmitri Medveded into goulash before El Trumpo takes office.
he's been giggling like a schoolgirl for 8 years already. He's making the prediction of Khrushchev come true (defeat the US without firing a shot). All it took was money and dumber than shit voters.