by Noah For decades, New Yorkers have known what a vile, joined at the hip, duo Rudy and The Donald have been. Think of all the deals that have gone on. Even now, New Yorkers know that the reason why these two lowlifes have so enthusiastically supported each other is not just based in politics but in the fact that, because they've worked so closely together all these years, each man knows the other's skeletons like the back of their hands and it's assumed those skeletons fill many, many closets. So, here we are. It seems only fitting that The Diaper Don and Rudy be indicted together but I have to say that I am intrigued by the path each man took when it came to posing for their mugshots. Unfortunately, neither man was pictured holding a nice little plaque with their magic number on it. That's just another sign of that two justice system thing that some turkeys want us to believe doesn't exist, but it most certainly does as anyone with even half a brain can tell. Rudy tried to play it straight. He washed his face and hair and powdered his pate to take off the glare. His compadre in treason on the other hand got all dolled up with a fresh dye job and whatever that orange stuff he trowels onto his mug is. Rudy just looked right into the camera and tried to fool us into thinking that there might still be some sense of normalcy to the man. His buddy, however, decided to go for the "Me, hard, tough alpha dude" approach; laughable, of course, but his cheering section, especially on FOX-GOEBBELS TV ate it up, repeatedly gushing and emphasizing the word 'hard' in some sort of homoerotic way. Hey, Sean & Company, whatever floats yer boat! Oh well, think how even more conflicted Mike Pence must be these days. Aye, but here's the rub. Number or no number, people will always remember Traitor Don's Atlanta mugshot and not just because he's selling it on t-shirts and covfefe mugs, etc. Donnie approached his mug shot as a marketing opportunity and left Rudy in the dust. Rudy Dum-Dum got upstaged. But, fear not Rudy, you, too, can be remembered! You, too, can make some cash out of your arrest(s)!!! You have a backlog of fine photos just waiting to be exploited. Don't leave it to others! They will just continue to use those photos to mock you! Seize the day! Seize the upper hand! With that in mind, why not go with the idea I hereby present to you free of charge! Not only am I providing your Mugshot Keepsake #1, but here you have #2 and #3!!! Thousands of blank t-shirts are waiting but you better move fast!!!!
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And, don't worry, I bet there's a whole lot more where these came from, some of which no one has ever seen, yet! I did recently see a photo on FB that would make a great #4!!!
the drag ones. where are the drag ones? you know how the nazis hate drag queens.