by Noah
Your Saturday Cartoon:
There are multiple possible outcomes pertaining to Traitor Don's justice system adventures. Included among them are:
1. He goes to jail.
2. He dies before, during, or after trial, maybe during a lengthy appeals process.
3. He's rightly convicted and executed for treason.
4. He skates.
Or, worst of all for America and the world,
5. He gets reelected by his 74,000,000 strong red-hatted Nazi army.
Obviously, he and his 74,000,000 voters are hoping for #5 or at least #4. #3 might make him a bit of a martyr to his like-minded treasonly inclined followers but, all in all, it would be the best outcome by far. #2 wouldn't be super satisfying but it could save us taxpayers a lot of moola if he just croaked, the sooner the better, even if his followers would claim that the rest of us drove him to an early grave. Yeah, so what to that. Just tell me where that grave is so I can book a flight to go piss on it. #1, though, would have some consolation to him because our prisons are full of various neo-Nazis and white supremacist types that would worship him like such Republican types do. He would love that. You know he would delude himself into thinking he's president again and there would be no shortage of Nazi freaks that would line up to be part of his "staff" just like when he moved into the White House. He'd probably even demand and get a little podium with a presidential seal in his cell. It would come with wheels so he could scooter it out to the prison yard and continue to hold his Nazi rallies.
could be 5 and any of 1 - 4.
In fact, I'd be tempted to place a very large wager on 5. Look what your side is hocking up to face him... kinda.