by Noah
You realize, of course, that any typical nutjob Republican crank you have the misfortune to know will take one look at the meme above and launch into a mentally unbalanced, screaming, vitriolic attack on George Washington for being woke on gun matters. Can't you just hear voices of the Republican Party like Marjorie Traitor Greene and Sean Hannity ranting to the point of apoplexy? To the limited Republican Mind, saying such a thing as the above is fightin' words, never mind that in George's day, not even a six-shooter had been invented. Ah, but to calm them down, you need only remind them that ol' George owned slaves and they'll feel so much better. Then, if you look closely in their eyes, you will see they're starting to boil over again as they realize that Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation was pretty damn woke.
That's it for today. I have to go pick up my chainsaw! Trust me, my chainsaw is very woke!
america has been "woke" for a great deal of its history, except in the south.
the genius of the nazis is how they take a survival advantage and make 74 million white idiots believe that it's a DISadvantage... and must be purged.
I still marvel at how hitler and goebbels turned relativity into "jewish science" that they mocked and repudiated... but since Heisenberg still worked for them, quantum mechanics was fine.
america's nazis don't have to worry. nobody in this shithole understands either one... so it's trivial to make them believe it's all "science". and ALL science is "woke". so... must be purged.
but if america wasn't so fucking stupid (and evil), we wouldn't keep electing ANYONE that we've been…