by Noah
I think it's only a matter of time before the Trump-run, family business RNC is forced to admit that America's #1 Domestic Terrorist and threat to its national security has a severe odor problem. Reports here are that those in the courtroom at The Diaper Don's latest trial are showing up earlier and earlier every day in order to claim a seat as far away from the defense table as possible. It may be only a matter of time before Trump is in the courtroom encased in a plexiglass cubicle with his own ventilation system ala Adolf Eichmann but for a different reason.
Any New Yorker who's experienced the smell of a Port Authority Bus Terminal Men's Room on a humid July day knows what we're talking about here. There's a reason why The Diaper Don wears those baggy rubber suits and, no, a bright red tie dragging down to the floor is never going to be enough of a distraction. What's a political party to do? Will they all follow their "Be Like Trump" thing this far and adopt the same smell? Sure, I suppose uber-obsequious assclowns like Lindsey Graham and Paul Gosar would. And, yeah, "Ted" Cruz, but all of them? Nah, I think the time is coming when Lara Trump starts selling Trump Airfreshener™ in a nice fresh Super Fine Clear Cut Pine™ scent, or maybe also a "Strong, powerful Mandarin Orange Scent!" The latter will be a patent granted to Ivanka by the Chinese, of course. It's a grift with a purpose!
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