by Noah
My first preference is that Traitor Don Trump be tried, convicted and executed on Pay-Per-View. His sons might continue tweeting for him and his party would eulogize him no end but we'd be rid of him. I know that, in the bizarro world they live in, Republicans would all treat him like a martyr but they already treat him like Jesus anyway, so, what's the difference. We know how they feel. Half of them tell us with their rallies and the ratings they give FOX-Goebbels. The other half tell us with their incessant silence. The problem is his execution for being a traitor should have happened the moment he handed over that Israeli intelligence to the Russian spy masters that he invited right into the oval office. If, on some silly technicality, not then, then certainly right after his second impeachment trial, but, as the world knows, the Republican Party stood shoulder to padded shoulder with him and still does. Don't expect that to ever change.
Yeah, I know that some naive folks will point to Chris Christie as an exception but give me an effing break. He was the leader of Traitor Don's transition team after Putin helped elect him. Anything Christie says just points to his own monumental hypocrisy and his status as one of the country's biggest gasbags ever.
Anyway, on to the meme itself: I have often wondered how the GOP's Number One Traitor hasn't just tripped over his ridiculously long red tie and just smashed his head on the pavement, the floor, or a piece of furniture in an "end of story" sort of way. That kind of thing happens every day, but not to the most heinous traitor this country has had since 60 years ago. I've often thought of him getting that tie caught in the limo door as he exits and there goes the limo, speeding away dragging him behind. Alas! Those are just peasant wistful thoughts. If you notice, he's not even wearing a tie in the picture I selected for the meme above. So, please Mr. Traitor, you Far Side cartoon of a man, step a little closer to the revving engine. Did you know the insides of a jet engine are made with, among other things, a significant amount of gold? Go ahead, please have a look. Please!!
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