by Noah
Your Saturday Cartoon:
Forward, back to the past! Who needs Twitter when we have the tried and true means of social interactions depicted in the above cartoon.
Yeah, I know Twitter had one advantage: You know how it used to take a while to determine if that person you just met was totally insane or not? Damn! Twitter made it so easy! Now that Elon Musk has gone totally crackers in a narcissism nosedive... Well, we're back to the old reliables. Oh, and Tik Tok. There's that. Some imitators, too. But what if they all implode just like Twitter? Back to the drum, folks! Back to the drum!!!!!
BBBBUT... however will, like, devoted worshippers be kept aware of whatever Taylor Swift is, like, thinking? My GAWD!!! It's like... the horror!!
And how will corporate media, like, know so they can cover it... like it's big news?
Society will, like, totally collapse!!!