by Noah Shocker! The Diaper Don didn't have a billion dollars after all! I mean, when you have a billion, that kind of money just keeps on makin' money! No worries! You can just let it lie in a bank account and it will grow and grow and grow and draw on that! Ok. Traitor Don begging for cash ain't a shocker at all. It was all a lie just like everything else he's ever said in his cancerous life. Contagious cancer at that. And still, he's milking the red-hatted rubes for every dollar and dime they'll send him. He shoulda been a televangelist, no wonder why the evangelistas love him soooo much. Every damn day, I'm getting multiple email requests from Trump's "Save America" pac begging for money. It's an endless litany of "He's An Innocent Man!" "Hunter Biden's Laptop!" "Crooked Joe Biden!" "Trans People!" "Subversive Barbie!" "Critical Race Theory!" "Save America Now! Send Money!" Anyway, Traitor Don, the #1 threat to our national security is sliding into a gaping financial hole. He keeps lowering his bucket into the red-hatted well but he's spending more than he has coming in, to the sad tune of a reported $30,000,000 as of last week. Hey, gasin' up Trump Force One to get to all his arraignments ain't cheap! I bet he can't even afford to replace the plane's torn and soiled seats by now. God, it must stink in there! Still, he has lawyers but what the hell keeps them around? Surely they know of his decades long reputation for not paying for services other than hush money. I guess that's exactly how they see it. Last week it came out that his longtime New York "business" pal Rudy was begging him for cash to no avail. Do you ever wonder if Diaper Boy's ever asked Jared for some of that $2 Billion in Arab lucre?
I'll stop there. Just one last barbed wire message to Donnie and his 74,000,000 co-conspirators:
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