How About This Clown?
by Noah
Man, this clown from Florida (Yeah, I know. Saying "clown" and "from Florida" in the same sentence is redundant, but it sounds so right!)... sure the excessive Gaetz Botox usage got noticed at that NaziCon thing in Milwaukee last week but DWT is here to tell ya that we hear "Matty B'tox" is very available. He'll pick you up in his CandyVan™ promptly at 8:00* so prepare for a swingin' time! You don't have a fear of clowns do you? What about vans with no interior handles? No, we don't know about that last thing but...
* Must be 18 or younger. Check our 'gender-fluid' options. Coupon Code Word: Peninsula.
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