by Noah
Never let it be said that I am not getting into the Christmas spirit! I'm getting so into Christmas this year that, in an act of total bipartisanship, I just have to share Donnie der Fuhrer's Christmas card! I am hoping that all of you feel the same and share it with all your friends and relatives. Please ask them to do the same.
* Penis depiction is not to scale. Card designed by Lindsey Graham. Physical Cards are available from Donald Trump and the Republican National Committee. Yes, this is fake news. But then again, it's as believable as anything that Trump has ever said.
it should be shaped like a tiny mushroom. Stormy would know.