by Noah
She wouldn't be the first mobster wife who went into witness protection but it ain't gonna happen. However, unless you're really messed up in the head, tonight's meme will at least put a smile on your face. I know some people say someone should give her a tell-all book deal but any publishing house that trusted her with even a dime of their money would not only be mega foolish but be doing their stockholders a grave disservice, let alone the public if the book ever came out. It might be more likely that she'd be flown on Aeroflot to Moscow, all expenses paid, where she could live out her days with Tucker Carlson who's already there, really. While we wait for that to happen, though, I'd love it if someone punched Traitor Don in the face by putting this visual on billboards all over the Mar-a-Lago neighborhood and also projected it on Trump buildings all over the country, too!
I doubt he'd care. He's long overdue to divorce her anyway. America is lousy with golddigging whores, so he wouldn't even have to shop in the balkans any more.
I'm quite sure there is a prenup with a very strict NDA involved, which is why there can't be a book until long after he's dead.
If she's honest, the one I'd rather see is from ivanka. but I doubt she could come up with anything more complex than "see spot run".