by Noah
Knowing what we know about the Republican mind hive, I imagine the conversation went like this-
Welcome George! That is your real name, right? Well, no matter. We can always make room for a man like you! Don't worry about the birth certificate. I've got a guy in Pensacola that can fix anything! So, there's your desk. Always answer the bell and you'll be fine. You get the Candy Van on Tuesday afternoons. Here's the key. The meth lab is upstairs in the dome. "Beer With Brett" is at 10:00am every day. Donations encouraged. And, you bet, the rumors about Clarence's lending library are true. Here's the access code for the Top Secret Q briefings. Jewish Space Lasers are real and so are the aliens that crashed at Roswell. The mob and the CIA killed the Kennedys and, yeah, Nixon knew it all. Oh, and every third Friday is "Snuff Film Fridays" down in the basement. It's very popular around here. Big for networking!
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