Are Very Special Hamberders On The Menu?
by Noah
OK, maybe not. Maybe (emphasis maybe) Matt Gaetz isn't really an alien but we've certainly entered a GOP Twilight Zone not unlike that show's famous "To Serve Man" episode where a bunch of naive fools fall for a con job to end all con jobs and find themselves trapped and doomed when it's way too late. Matt Gaetz is from Flor-i-duh so that's close enough. Personally, if given the choice of Trump as president and Matt Gaetz as his Attorney General or alien invasion, well, WTF is the difference? And, who knows, maybe some alien civilization is watching us very closely right this very moment and deciding that our species is a failed experiment and it's time to steer a giant asteroid our way before we destroy the rest of the Universe. Can you blame them if they've just totally had it with us?