
by Noah
Oh what irony! Karma at work in Colorado! People gonna go lookin' for Lauren Goofball's eatery and, whaddaya know, it's gone Mexican! Oh well, Lauren, maybe your pervo penis flashing hubby can open his own bowling alley for teenage girls next door and have Matt Gaetz teach them how to properly grip the balls. More seriously, though, Lauren's Shooters Cafe is at least the third of her businesses to go belly up in recent years. Before Shooters, there was her 1776 Smokehouse located right across the street and before that, there was Putters, located on a local golf course. No wonder she and Traitor Don Trump are so tight. They both seem to be experts at losing cash and then grifting voters for more. Gee, it also makes one wonder why she even bothers with restaurants and saloons. Maybe if she opens a laundromat down the street, it'll be a brazen hint.
Nah, that's way too subtle for the MAGA crowd!
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