Midnight Meme Of The Day! Kremlin Kevin McCarthy, Stalker!

by Noah

Oh they cheer you now Kevin. Yeah, you ended up with the gavel but you have to know they're just not so into you. You're like some very creepy high school guy with gross personal hygiene issues who has trouble getting a date for the prom. You asked 20 girls and they ran away screaming. They only stopped when you gave them presents. That makes them at least as whorish as you. Your stalking was pathetic, especially that moment when you and your beefy pal Mike Rogers ran to confront Rapey McForehead. Political approval is often fleeting, Kev. At best, you're a ride home on a rainy afternoon. Best not to take their attention for affection. That goes for any of your classmates. They'll dump you the moment your car stalls and you even made it easier for them.

Here's the thing, Kevin; I've always looked at Congress as a typical fraternity or sorority. Remember when all those sickos thought it was funny to go out and find the ugliest date they could and bring them to the party and crown the winner as Party Queen? That's you, Kev. Congratulations.

And another thing: You might have had an easier time of it if you had expelled at least some of the 135 or more traitors in your caucus that helped or supported your party's attempted J-6 coup. You know who they are. You could have made examples of at least some them; half a dozen? 10? 15? But no, you agreed with them and ya kept 'em around. Wait 'til they turn on you again and start chanting "Hang the Speaker! Hang the Speaker!" You've shown weakness and they've already shown how they really feel about you. Great combo, Kev! Enjoy your 5 minutes of fame. The countdown has begun.