by Noah Sunday Thoughts: It's that wonderful time of the year, folks! Halloween is creeping up on us! How many people will be donning a burlap flour sack and going door to door as Marjorie Traitor Greene only to be mistaken for Barney Rubble? Will this be the year that all those goons on FOX "News" go on air in their KKK sheets and hoods chanting "Jews will not replace us?" As if we don't already know where they stand since the Republican Party is now being so open about their anti-Semitism! Moscow Mitch will be dressed from head to toe in a Russian flag featuring a turtle logo. Matt Gaetz will be going from town to town giving out candy from his van just like he does just about every day of the year. Marco Rubio will be his traditional "Boy On Call" in some local park. Louie Gohmert will be doing his ear flapping tricks for treats. Greg Abbott will be a door to door AR-15 salesman. Lauren Bobert will be Lauren Bobert while her hubby is busy exposing himself to 13 year olds at a bowling alley near you, and Steve Bannon, the man who dresses in multiple shirts to cover up his stink will be the horror that he is. If he comes to your door, just give him a bar of soap. Me? I will have Alex Jones on a leash hooked up to his straitjacket and a barbed whip in my free hand. But let's address the Jesus Harvest Seeds. Look, it says each wrapper has a printed scripture! How cool is that? Who knew the Christonuts had officially embraced Satan's holiday? It's far more fitting than they'd ever admit!
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