by Noah
Vance is the bellboy! Perfect. And I bet he'll never get a tip, or if he does it will be a worthless "Meme Coin." And, hey! Where the hell is Vivek? Oh, that's right. He's been canned already. I guess something about him "just didn't look right" in the oval office every day so he's been dispatched to Ohio so he can run for governor and make it even more of a nut state than it already is.
So, there ya have it. Just Mr. Apartheid and the bellboy. Sounds like a 1930's movie ready to be made! "Mr. Apartheid And The Bellboy!" But... If Traitor Trump strokes out into some sort of oblivion? President Bellboy? Or, do Eric and Don, Jr. just start carrying daddy's body around like a "Weekend At Donnie's" thing. Total reality show! And, Lindsay Graham will be pleading, "Just give him a chance!" Like he hasn't had too much of that for years already. What I will want to know, though, is how long before the smell of decomposing Donnie overtakes the reek of his overloaded diapers, if that is even possible.
Guestcrapper misses a rhetorical statement again! Not a dream, just snark.
"What I will want to know, though, is how long before the smell of decomposing Donnie overtakes the reek of his overloaded diapers, if that is even possible."
This is your dreamworld. Der pumpkinfuhrer is god's chosen one. He'll never die.
But if he does, musk will duke it out with america over constitutional succession... and since america is dumber than shit, he'll win.