The Party Of Trump Hopes So!
Your Saturday Cartoons
by Noah
Yup, not only do the Repugs hate FEMA because it helps people and smacks of the dreaded socialism, but their Godman Trump and his band of sadistic freaks have devised a party platform that, among so many other psychotic anti-humanity ideas, does away with NOAA aka the National Oceanic And Atmospheric Administration. It's part of Traitor Don's personal Mein Kampf known as Project 2025.
What does NOAA do that the MAGA Party (formerly called the Republican Party) hates so much? Well, for one thing it knows and uses the benefits of science and all things science are an anathema to conservatives everywhere. For another thing, it detects the formation of tropical storms and hurricanes and tracks them right to your town. Good to know in advance, eh? But that's the point. When people know a really bad storm is headed their way they can prepare or even get out of Dodge until it's done with blowing the house down. So you see, having that foreknowledge or knowledge of any kind might prevent some death or misery and no red-blooded MAGA Party freak would want that now, would they?
To give credit where it is due, FEMA became one of the only useful gummint agencies under slick willie. It was turned into an inert money pit by w and "heckuva job brownie" and caused incalculable misery and deaths after katrina. under biden, after funding was cut by trump and never restored, it has been semi-useful.
NOAA also surveys ocean temps which helps track the accelerating climate change.
AND if you don't spend the money on NOAA and FEMA and so forth, you have more money for space force to battle those jewish space lasers. How much longer will you have space force there before you find some way to use it?