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Midnight Meme Of The Day! Is Kash Patel Certifiably Insane?

Look At Those Eyes!!!!!!!!!




by Noah


I’d shut down the FBI Hoover Building on day one and reopen it the next day as a museum of the ‘deep state.’

- Kash Patel, Traitor Trump's choice to head up the FBI.


Kash Patel is Traitor Don's lunatic choice to head up the FBI. Not only is that fact being ignored due to how many other absolute freaks Trump is trying to plague us with in the service of Putin's plan to destroy America but one look at any picture of Patel should tell you that his backyard, basement, and/or crawl space should be dug up muy pronto! Those eyes indicate that there might just be a secret lab out in Bethesda where mad scientists are busy crossing the DNA of Stephen Miller and Kimberly Guilfoyle or Jeanine Pirro at the very moment you are reading this. Monsters, real monsters, do exist. Do you really want to give Kash Patel a G-Man badge? If I saw those eyes looking at me on a plane, I'd get off and take the next flight. If I was walking down my street, I'd quickly cross to the other side.


Anyway, aside from the obvious insanity, Patel has a list, not unlike Joe McCarthy back in the republican dreamworld of the 1950 who saw "commies under every bed." Patel has gone McCarthy one better though. He's written a manifesto of sorts wherein he declares a lot of Americans enemies of Trump who must be arrested and jailed at the least, ie, "the fullest extent of the law" because they might have spoken ill of his idol Traitor Trump. He really, really wants to go after them and of course, law has nothing to do with it. The list is so downright nuts that it even has the name of former Trump facilitators like William Barr on it. Their crime? They just weren't extreme enough. Patel seems like a swell guy, right? Well, to Republicans in the $enate, Patel's list and what he wants to do with it is a bigly selling point for his approval. They are backing him. Why wouldn't they? They see him as a tool for their Nazi agenda. The words, "Et tu Lindsey?" or "Et tu Dear Moscow Mitchie?" won't be emanating from his lips. Tommy Tubervile, the pride of Alabama, calls Patel "more than qualified" and "very impressive." Tubervile isn't insane. His brain is probably too small for that. He's just exceedingly dumb. He isn't alone, so we await the $enate's approval vote with trepidation and sadness. 


Finally, please consider this: People like Patel and Trump should never even remotely be involved in the world of politics. If you can't take criticism and a psychopathic reaction to it is your trademark, you're in the long line of work. Forget Patel's twisted political agenda for a moment; he, like Trump, simply lacks the maturity for the job. Publishing a list in a manifesto is the mark of a 3 year old throwing a tantrum. Imagine a writer or director publishing an enemies list of people who criticized their book, movie, or whatever and calling for jail sentences and executions. This is the Republican Party of today, folks.

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