by Noah So what happens now? George Santos is jobless; voted off the island by one of the bigger bi-partisan votes we've seen in ages. His biggest crime may have been that his prodigious sleaze and lying abilities went way beyond even the grotesque norms accepted by our typical everyday political class. In that, George Santos showed us what politicians are by nature. That was his one truth. For that, he had to go. What happens with George Santos next? What lies in his future? Here be some thoughts: 1. Does George create a new identity for himself, including facial reconstruction, avoid jail, run for office in another district, easily fool the idiot voters, and win? 2. Does New George go full time drag and get a job on RuPaul's new MTV show? 3. Does he go back to Brazil and become Bolsonaro's right hand man? 4. Does fellow freakazoid Elon Musk put him in charge of X? I can see that. Musk'll want someone well versed in misinformation and conspiracy mongering! George may or may not be an anti-Semite but he'll gladly say he is if it gets him the job! 5. Does he keep his current identity and write a juicy tell all book about all the crookery and chicanery he saw in just his brief stay in the House? Will the book contain provable documentation with back up? Without it, no one will ever believe anything he says. 6. Does he put on a gorilla suit and easily seduce and marry Marjorie Traitor Greene? 7. Does he become a top campaign manager for Trump or some other wannabe fuhrer? Ah! I know! 8. There's a job at CNN or FOX, ripe for the taking, especially at FOX where his almost supernatural ability to lie will be a perfect match! One thing's for sure, I wouldn't write him off as totally toast just yet. As I look at the votes on the matter of his expulsion from the House, it's clear the majority of Republicans still support him and therefore everything he stands for. Even ol' fake Christian Speaker Mike Johnson did, as did all the top leadership of his party. It's just so hard to explain love sometimes.
And one other thing: Just like there's always a simple crook like Bob Menendez, there will be another freakish fantabulistic con artist like George Santos. The next one is just around the corner. Like the Diaper Don, George Santos is a man of his time. There are already so many men and women in Congress or running for a place there that are so close to being what George Santos proved to be so publicly. If you doubt that, ask yourself why virtually every republican in either house of Congress is still lying about the 2020 election, climate change and, well, you name it. Are freaks like Lindsey Graham and Gym Shower Jordan really any different than George Santos? How long, now, will they be able to hold back their true essence at all?
No doubt there will be another one. And where there exists such a nazi, there exists your hapless feckless pussy democraps to refuse to do any oppo research. So, yeah, he/she stands a good chance to "easily fool the idiot voters, and win".
Or put it another way, your democraps will lose, again, to such a nazi. Maybe that'll soak in a little better.