by Noah
Sunday Thoughts:
Jeez, I thought Christians were always such welcoming people. Well, except when they're burning people at the stake, legislating discrimination, driving people out of their neighborhoods and a few other instances. But just look at this sign. I guess this is one door I won't be knocking on as I go out trick or treating next weekend.
Hmmm, maybe I should go knocking on that door.. I mean, I may be a socialist of some sort but extending my hand in a friendly greeting seems like it would be the Christian thing to do, no? Should I go up to their door dressed as Christ himself? Long hair wig. A little beard action. Easily done! I'd be the caucasian Jesus they love of course. I could tell them it's time for them to come with me to their great reward. "It's rapture time, baby! Leave your shoes behind!" I could get used to that. I can see myself doing it every year. Sort of a public service. One less crackpot house every Halloween. Just call me Halloween Jesus. I. Have. Been. Found!
And by the way: "Patrotic?" What's a "Patrotic" Christian? Some kind of weirdo Christian sex cult? Started by some goofball named Pat? Nah, gotta be just a misspelling. Whoever heard of republicans mixing religion and sex? They're much more concerned about other people's sex lives. It's an OCD thing with them.
Ah... the invokation of god to defend one's selfishness and hatred of kids.
humans truly do create their gods in their own (hideous, twisted, misanthropic) image.