Midnight Meme Of The Day! GOP Voters Who Love Socialism But Are Too Stupid To Know It

by Noah

By now, you've probably heard that many of the American Nazi Party's most prominent asswipes, including the party's hot new white nationalist star Tommy Alabamy Tuberville, have been telling their brain dead constituents that they have brought millions in federal Infrastructure Act money to them when, in fact, they had nothing, zero, to do with it. The above meme will show you just some of the worst offenders and the amounts they falsely claim are due to their efforts. They not only claim the federal funds (taxpayer funded) as evidence as to how effective they are in Washington, they are also claiming the largess as another reason why the suckers should re-elect them come election day. Of course, such rubes believe it like they would believe any con artist that comes to their town in a covered wagon and sells them magic elixirs. Ain't politics grand. "Hey, vote for me!" Yeah, we send only the best to Washington!

I'm especially amused at the fact that those taking credit for the federal funding and those who voted for them always say how much they hate "socialism." And just look at what hideous medieval taker states these australopithecines hail from!!! How 'bout a simple solution: If your goon voted against the money, you get nothing, nada, not a penny, since that is what you actually voted for. Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and fix your own damn bridges. If they collapse, it's on you.

Oh, funny thing is, and irony of ironies, considering the reputations of these jokers and the states they come from, you'll quickly realize that they needn't have bothered to lie about the money. They could have just returned home, opened their mouths and spewed out their usual patented republican racism, homophobia, and misogyny, made a couple of anti-vax statements, said the magic words "climate change is a hoax," then set fire to a few books and their crowd would have cheered and gladly voted for them anyway. After all, that's what they did the first time and no money had been delivered at all. The hate and fear was more than enough.