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Sunday Thoughts

by Noah

I'm not gonna be one of those people that says Vance killed the Pope. I mean, not directly or anything. He didn't strangle him or let loose with a Five Finger Death Touch or anything like that. But imagine that you're Pope Francis. You've done a lot of good things and you've reached the ripe old age of 88. You're tired and weak. You've kinda seen it all.

And then, you meet J.D. Vance. There it is, standing right in front of you. And it starts yapping. It's not even banging your couch. It just looks at you and starts yapping. If you're Pope Francis, maybe you just say to yourself, "That's it! Take me now, Lord." And you shut off. That's what I think happened.

Rest in Peace, Francis. I'm so very sorry that J.D. was the last person you saw.