Happy Flag Day. Make That United States Flag Day!
by Noah
How ironic that June 14th is also the birthday of this country's worst traitor. Whatever. Republicans sure do love their flags. Look at the racist traitor with his Heritage of Slavery flag in the meme above. His name is Kevin Seefried. Does he look like a tourist to you? That's what Republicans used to call him and his fellow traitors who stormed the Capitol building at the behest of their orange freakazoid Dear Leader. Now they call him a P.O.W. and even a warrior! A warrior!!! Yeah, there's nothing like wanting to make sure normal people know exactly what a P.O.S. you are. Seefried even dragged his son to the attempt to overthrow America. He also jabbed a black police officer with his flag pole (Of course he did!!) and got off easy with a 3 year sentence. The son got 2 years. Damn, who knew being a tourist could land you in jail! The government asked that Seefried 7 get years but he got a soft on treason judge. In reality, he deserved a nice MAGA Blindfold™ and a firing squad as did every single one of his 1/6 Komrades.
Anyway, like I've said several times, republicans sure do love their flags. Pass just about any Republican house these days and you're likely to see a front yard and porch festooned with red or blue Trump flags that currently masquerade or substitute for the slightly less PC swastika flags, Confederate flags, "Appeal To Nazi Heaven" flags and the ironic upside down American flags and the even more ironic white, blue, and black "Support the Police" American flags. Imagine that! The party that launched an attack on multiple police agencies at the Capitol, merrily maiming and killing as they went about their coup attempt would have you believe that they are not only patriotic but support the police as well. You'd really have to be an idiot to believe that one! And, don't worry, if the Repugs, stay at homes, and Putin supported fake Independents and 3rd parties manage to get their Orange Menace To Society back into the oval office, you will see a tremendous uptick in swastika flags everywhere and by everywhere I don't just mean the South. I see enough of Pennsylvania and upstate New York to know that the sporadic ones you see now will become tons of them overnight.
That brings us to the Alitos, the coup supporting family that's fighting to be at the forefront of the GOP Nazi Fever Dream. Already, we've seen their upside down American flag and their "Appeal To Nazi Heaven" flag. What's next from them, you ask? Well, it turns out that the Supreme Court Justice Sam Alito's wife has plans! You see, Frau Alito is mortified by the sight of LGBTQ+ flags across the lagoon from her haus! How dare they! Gay pride just freaks her out so bigly bigly bigly! She has literally dreamed up an Anti-Pride flag complete with flames in her little worm eaten brain. Of course, Republican Nazi Jesus plays a role. So much for love but what do you expect from Nazis. Here's Frau Alito in a tape that has surfaced.
Look at me, look at me. I’m German, from Germany. My heritage is German. You come after me. I’m gonna give it back to you. And there will be a way, it doesn’t have to be now, but there will be a way they will know. Don’t worry about it... You know what I want? I want a Sacred Heart of Jesus flag because I have to look across the lagoon at the Pride flag for the next month... I’m gonna send them a message every day. Maybe every week I’ll be changing the flags. They’ll be all kinds.
"All kinds." Hmmm, Frau Alito is really full of that German Pride thing. What could she mean with her fervent emphasis of all that? OK. She's German. Got it. Kinda makes me wonder what her family was up to in the 1930s and 40s. You? What flags hang in her closet? Doe it matter now that we already know what lurks in her mind and her husband's?
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