by Noah
This week, today, in fact, begins a round robin of Trump Family testimony in the Diaper Don's fraud trial. Where's Judge Judy or Judge Penny, or, better yet, Judge Noah the Executioner?
Does the family that testifies together stay together? Sure they do, as long as the sucker money's coming in! Someone's gotta pay for all the endless nose candy, silicon, real estate hustles, legal bills, and ketchup bombs! Oh, that's right, these assclowns don't pay their bills. Sigh, in a civilized country, the Trumps would already have been tried, convicted, and met the firing squad. Ditto for everyone of any stripe who's ever protected them, enabled them, or promoted them in any way!
Could "Night Court" have come up with this plot?
Donnie fuckup
fredo
daddy's mushroom warmer
and der pumpkinfuhrer.
think even one of them will accidentally say something truthful?
"in a civilized country" can a passage be both pithy and freudian?
The implication is that we are NOT a civilized country, since the trump crime family has been allowed to exist for 3 generations, commit innumerable crimes, and profit greatly from all of them.
I could add many, MANY more proofs that we do NOT live in a civilized country. And since this is a DEMOCRACY, the implication of all of it is that we CHOOSE to NOT live in a civilized country... and we are just fine with that.
This is truth.
Not that this particular piece was meant to delve into that... but... it might be worth at least a shallow dive... to start with?
"Sigh, in a civilized country..." yeah. and in a "civilized" country, the head of said crime family could never be FUCKING ELECTED FUHRER!
And in a civilized country citizens shouldn't be so fucking stupid that they cannot manage to elect anyone or anything good enough to make sure that said crime families are removed from society after their first fucking crimes. Well, not so much that they cannot... more like they FUCKING REFUSE! Relentlessly!