Not Even The Pictures Of 'Em!
by Noah
Republicans of course freaked out when some idiot took a potshot at Dear Leader. Personally, I condemn the action because a random assassination creates erasure but it doesn't carry any judicial accountability with it. To put it another way, I think Trump deserves a full, informative trial, a conviction, and then execution; all televised of course. In a sane country, J-6 alone or the stolen documents would be more than enough for that. The method of using a firing squad seems most fitting to me and it carries more than a bit of irony with it. It's much better than one of those "stick a needle in 'em, they're done" injection scenarios. That seems too comfortable to me. I mean, they put you on a bed, turn down the lights, give you what amounts to the ol' Michael Jackson OD treatment and say "Nighty night."
No, I go for 8 to 12 people with rifles taking aim and pulling the trigger. They get to wear ear plugs and Trump has to hear a combination of Ornette Coleman and Stockhausen being played simultaneously at maximum volume for at least a half hour. I'd like to lead the whole thing and offer Trump a nice MAGA "Make America Great Again" blindfold. Maybe, you might say I'm just one of those more traditional guys.
Also, did you notice that not many Republicans had anything to say about that poor fireman who got his head blown to bits shielding his family on the Trump stage? Not even a "Thoughts & Prayers" from some POS traitor like Moscow Mitch or Josh "Running Man" Hawley? It even took Trump 2 or 3 days to notice. Of course, in the end, like any psychopath, he made it all about himself, even kissing the fireman's alleged work coat that he displayed at the RNC Convention as a cheap prop; using the man's horrific death as a campaign prop. I'm not sure how real that coat was by the way. The deceased fireman's name on the back of the coat was misspelled. But there ya go.
And... funny how Republicans got all hot about the attempted assassination and wanted to talk, talk, talk, about it but, when a grade school classroom and everyone in it gets shredded and blood is spurting to the ceiling, they'll just say "Now is not the time."
A crazy 20 year old almost killed their god. He almost pulled it off. Crickets.
Again, the fantasy of trump being held accountable.
Should drive home your side's failure/refusal to do their jobs. He's not in prison for a lifetime of crimes. He's never going to be held accountable for anything. So... he'll be fuhrer for the remainder of his unnatural life.
You get what you deserve when you keep electing corrupt pussies.