Midnight Meme Of The Day! Elon Musk Is America's Number One Welfare Queen

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by Noah

Talk about parasites, Co-President E-Loon is sucking America dry. He loves flaunting his ketamine-fueled contempt for even the idea of empathy while he robs Americans of their jobs, veterans benefits, social security, and, soon, medicaid and medicare. All the while he gladly takes (grifts) billions in government subsidies, ostensibly for his companies, amounts so large that they could  make Big Oil blush. Even with his trips to Wisconsin to campaign for the Pro-Measles Party court candidate, he didn't take his private jet. He flew on Air Force One on our taxpayer dime ($180,000 per hour) instead. The subsidies he gets don't just mean there's no money left for anyone who isn't a scumbag billionaire like him, the subsidy money comes from the taxes we pay, effectively siphoned from our pockets directly to him. How's that make you feel? It's obvious that it makes E-Loon feel real, real good.

And while we're all on the subject of Musk and Wisconsin, I'm all for droppin' the cheese on a Swastikar but we're gonna need a bigger wheel of cheese. Kudos to Wisconsin this time, though. As for the folks down in stoneage Floribama, I expected nothing.