Midnight Meme Of The Day! E-Loon, Trumpanzee, And Now Schumer?

Smiles And Pats On The Back All Around!

by Noah

There's been so much talk about the horror of the Trump-Musk DOGE team willfully gutting programs that keep millions of Americans alive, healthy, and even in their homes. This all comes along with talk of the Trump administration's psychopathic ending of research programs that alert us to potential pandemics and deliver treatments and cures for deadly illnesses. When you see Musk waving his chainsaw around to the gleeful cheers of republican audiences, it becomes immediately obvious (if it didn't before) that despite any insincere words to the contrary, no mistakes have been made by DOGE or any of the assorted White House goons and all their actions are packed with malicious intent. The same goes for programs that feed people in desperate need of food both abroad and here. Gone are things like SNAP and Meals On Wheels. I mean, why would children and the elderly need food, right? But all of this is part and parcel of the Republican Party's desire to always cause as much pain, disease, human misery and death as they possibly can. That's the essence of conservative philosophy and they prove that to us every damn day. The assault list is endless as whole departments are obliterated to the standing ovations and the applause of republicans everywhere. It's who they are. And there's more evil to come.

So, when the meme you see above came along, I was appreciative how simply it laid out some of the details of the corruption that resides at the center of the Musk-Trump bromance relationship. Musk is getting his return on his investment as is Vladimir Putin, the idol of both men. The corruption level is not unlike the relationships between both of the political parties and financial world dirtbags like Jamie Dimon, Lloyd Blankfein, and all those corporate K-Street bribery squads that have existed for decades. The only difference now is the staggering amount of steroids that have been injected into the whole thing.

I guess I would have added only one thing to tonight's meme. I would have added Chuck Schumer into the panel about the massive display of takiness that was Senor Trumpanzee turning the White House lawn into a car lot. I'd show $enator $chumer using $40,000 of our taxpayer dollars to purchase a Trump autographed Tesla that would have burst into flames as he drove it off the White House grounds. That's kind of a metaphor of what he did when he sold us out on Friday. Not surprising, though. Everything in Washington is a sick, twisted immoral wink and a handshake. Selling out and cashing in.