by Noah
Dateline: Mar-a-Lago, Flor-i-duh!
We at DownWithTyranny are proud to announce that we have obtained the above exclusive photograph of this past weekend's special party held at Mar-a-Lago to honor the participants in the violent coup attempt at the Capitol Building back on January 6, 2021. When questioned about the photo, Republican Co-Chair-Traitors Donald Trump and Ronna Romney McDanial offered the following joint written statement:
At first we were going to deny that the party ever took place but once DownWithTyranny was able to prove they had possession of a photo, we realized just how proud we are of the weekend's events. It's not every organization that gets to have such an esteemed group as The Lindsey Graham Dance Troupe provide such entertainment.
Added Trump:
We intend to have this party every year until we achieve our goal, a goal that even my pal Adolf will be most proud of and I know he will be, that I can tell you, since I speak with him several times a day! That Adolf! He loves me. He calls! He sends letters, beautiful letters! He says I'm his favorite president and world leader. Why wouldn't he? No one does Nazi these days, better than me! And, if more people have to die, well, let's just say that we all know that I'm worth it! In fact, I can now tell you that, if you or anyone you know has a friend or family member that dies in the attempt to install me, your favorite president, as president for life, I will grant you the golden opportunity to purchase a very special Trump Medal Of Honor for just $99.99! That's less than $100! And, it can be sent to you along with a special commemorative Trump "I Won By A Lot!" half-dollar coin for only an additional $50.00!
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