by Noah
What if the world really was a whole lot simpler? You know, like what If group clapping could really bring people back from the brink? And, what if a rainbow on a beer can or flying a Pride flag could really make the most disgusting among us (like the Alito family) curl up and die? Nice thoughts, I know! So here you are. I'm starting the week off with positive thoughts. As for what to make of a bunch of Republicans like Kid Rock making videos of himself shooting rainbowed beer cans with his penis compensation machine guns, I'll leave that to the psychiatric professionals. I know what I think, though.
Now, what about this: If putting a rainbow on a beer can, or selling a t-shirt with a rainbow on it is some kind of "grooming," what is a rainbow after a thunderstorm or a northern lights display that features all the colors of a rainbow in the most spectacular way? How interesting that some of the most intense northern lights displays ever seen have been occurring in the last couple of weeks! Oh boy! Something else to freak out the Repugs! Damn! It's soooo easy when your targets have such small brains!
And by the way, rather than insisting on the Ten Commandments being mounted on the walls of the nation's classrooms, how about a large code of ethics being displayed in every courtroom and judge's chambers in the nation? And on a 24 hour flashing billboard outside their homes too? Now, there be some grooming that's long overdue! And, may I suggest enforceable under penalty of stoning, too!
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