No One Does Freakshow Like Donald Trump!
by Noah
Did you have Diaper Don pretends to cook fries at a closed McDonald's this past weekend on your Bingo card? How 'bout Diaper Don holds a rally and rhapsodizes about the size of a dead golfer's penis? Has anyone ever told him about Milton Berle? Did you think "Kids coming home from their elementary schools with a sex change" was as far as this idol of the 74 Million would go? Did you think "Put a UV light bulb up your butt" or "Inject yourself with bleach" was the end of it? Really? How about Donnie sitting on the Fox & Fiends white couch with a nice absorbent black towel under his abundant ass a few days ago?
I guess he just got too jealous about all those other freaks in his party getting more attention than he'd like. Take that, JD Vance! Take that Pillow Guy! Take that Marjorie Traitor Greene! Take that... Oh the hell with it. There's too many to mention. What's next? God knows, but she washed her hands of this planet and walked away from this planet long, long ago and who can blame her?
Damn and this assclown of assclowns complains when sentient people call him weird, or, as I do, freakish. But always remember, folks half the voting public, the braindead nazi half, think their guy is the bee's knees! Damn! Closed McDonalds. Fake customers at the drive-thru. No hairnet. Make it stop!!! Meanwhile, I'm happy to hear that he didn't burn that McDonald's joint to the ground with a cooking oil fire.
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