by Noah Don't defend the crime if you don't have the time! Damn, isn't it amazing how Traitor Don's lawyers sound just like him! More and more every day. Wow! Life is just so much harder once you've chosen the douchebag lifestyle! It was really pathetic to hear that Trump's crack team of lawyers were sniffling and whining about having to put down their copies of "Defending Traitors For Dummies" and go see Judge Tanya Chutkan in Washington today, claiming it was a hardship because it (they allege) interfered with the team's plan on working on their client's "espionage case" in Florida. Hey, I know, why didn't they just send Rudy "Black Ooze" Giuliani. He could claim that he's not really being disbarred because an alternate disciplinary panel had been sent to the DC Bar to decide his case. I'm sure Sean Hannity would back him up on that one. Or maybe "Ted" Cruz could step in. Meanwhile, there's so much discussion about whether or not it's a good idea to broadcast Traitor Don's first trial. Personally, I lean strongly to yes but here's my compromise on the issue: Let's just take up a collection and have Stormy Daniels spank him to death with fake magazines that feature his disgusting orange mug. Put it on Pay-Per-View and solve world hunger. Let something good come of Trump's heinous life after all.
Gotta say, I love the artwork! I really did laugh out loud.
The definition of chutzpah:
Is the man who killed his parents who asks for mercy from the court. The judge asks “On what grounds should we grant you mercy?” Man “On the account of I’m an orphan!”
Trump commits crimes and then claims that he is the victim of a witch hunt. ACCOUNTABILITY must feel like PERSECUTION to someone who never admits guilt or has never been held accountable.