by Noah
Trump has been selling everything else to promote himself and grift some extra cash from his voters, so how long before he starts selling the above set of Trump Fan Flags™? You know he's thought of it. It's so...him! He's selling bibles, sneakers, mugshot mugs, mugshot posters, you name it. If he hasn't thought of selling the above flag set, you know someone in the hierarchy of the GOP has. I bet Stephen Miller is already in charge of it. Better get ready for a White Supremacy Shopping Channel! Think of all the host possibilities, Megyn Kelly, Sean Hannity, any republican in Congress, Elon "Mr. Apartheid" Musk, Jeff Bezos... Sadly, there are endless possibilities, even that douchebag that runs Coca-Cola has just raised his hand!
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By the way, since the election, I have been getting an average of four, count 'em, four emails per day that offer tickets to his inauguration as value-adds for his merch crap. Sometimes, he seems to be just giving the tix away. It's blatantly obvious that he fears a poor attendance like the one he had the first time. Â