by Noah
Were you as shocked as I was that Traitor Don Trump cancelled his oh so special Monday "Press Conference" where he was going to present quote-
A Large, Complex, Detailed but irrefutable REPORT on the Presidential Election Fraud which took place in Georgia is almost complete & will be presented by me at a major News Conference at 11:00 A.M. on Monday of next week in Bedminster, New Jersey. Based on the results of the CONCLUSIVE Report, all charges should be dropped against me & others - There will be a complete EXONERATION!
Yeah. What a shame. Woulda been wild! Exoneration just like that dirtbag traitor Attorney General William Barr tried when he got his oily paws on the half assed Mueller Report. Maybe Senor Trumpanzee would have had team captain Moscow Mitch do something along those lines but I guess ol' Mitchie's continuing to hide out in Kentucky or Crimea.
Oh well! Apparently Little Trumpie's current crackerjack box lawyer team convinced their client that he'd probably only further incriminate himself, or maybe Lindsey Graham was asked to write the report but was too smothered in his own obsequiousness to come up for air. Could also be that The Pillow Guy was asked but he has passed out dead somewhere after starring in an at home remake of Scarface and never got it done in time. So many knuckle-dragging Nazis to choose from but, damn, so hard to find good help these days!
I suppose it's possible that Diaper Don's Dog really did eat the report but the only dog Trump has ever had was Mike Pence, unless you wanna count family members that is. Look at it this way; there's still hope. Maybe he'll try to barge into the Republikook debate on Rupert Murdoch's FOX-Goebbels tonight and give his report there! Lordy, I hope so!!!
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