by Noah
Always remember that your Republican neighbors may or may not have sex and, if they do, it's just for procreation not enjoyment, just like the cartoon says. Yep, strictly no fun! And it's a good bet that the twisted, sad, no fun, guilt-ridden copulation that Republicans flog themselves over has everything to do with why they're so obsessed with what the genitals of everybody else are up to.
Oh, and don't forget, Boebert gets off on giving handjobs in front of kids in movie theaters. Gym Jordan likes to watch, and someone's got some nice photos of Lindsey Graham and he'll do and say anything to keep them hidden away in a Top Secret folder. The Diaper Don, you ask? Well, we know he loves to be spanked with magazines that feature his photo on the cover. There's a lot for a shrink right there! And, he'll pay up to $130,000 for that perfect ticket to paradise, too! Let the trial begin! Can justice feature a happy ending at long last?
The woman's duty to god and donald trump? I'm sure nobody remembers that the nazis had a very similar view of german aryan womanhood's duty. Hitler decreed that it was the duty of aryan girls to breed more aryan soldiers. Marriage not a prerequisite. 1000 girls returned from the nuremburg rally pregnant. dozens of girls returned from summer hitler youth camps pregnant. These patriotic girls were called "hitler wives".