A Day Just Like Any Other!
by Noah
One look at that picture and anyone who hasn't lost their mind can tell that, yes indeedy, we're edging closer and closer to the Weekend At Bernie's stage of Traitor Trump's 2nd term. I'll tell you something else I've also noticed: Have you noticed that all those media hacks that were so quick to say Joe Biden is too old have nothing to say about the orange object of their affections? Anything from the New York Times this time around? Nope. Not a peep. Their silence speaks louder than... Well, you know. And Jeff Bezos of the Washington Post? Nope, not him either. He's just spending all his time looking at centerfolds of his Blue Origin penis-looking rockets and wondering whose ass should he kiss first when the great Trump deathday comes.
But what's it gonna be? How will the end of America's current number one threat to its very existence come about? Will it be a stroke, naturally induced or otherwise? Will Vance poison him or throw a plugged in toaster into his bathtub? Can we feed him to a few sharks, one chunk of reeking orange flab at a time, while he's still alive, of course. Or, maybe that ex-wife that's buried in Bedminster will rise from her disrespected unkempt grave and swat him down a staircase. If so, I hope we see "film at 11" and all that! So many possibilities, and all would be acceptable, but, yeah, I have a few preferences.
One thing's for sure, Traitor Don looks and sounds worse every week. He's being made up and propped up for the cameras every other day and all it shows us is that the disintegration of what's left of his brain is rapidly accelerating. Newsflash to his staff!!! It ain't workin'. He's looking more and more like a dying man. I've seen healthier trees in the woods that are being rapidly eaten from the inside out by termites and alien looking beetles inadvertently imported from China.
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