Watching Trump's Brain Turn to Mush
by Noah
Oh what a stable genius he is, this god of all Republicans. Someday, there'll be a Republican bible chock full of the holy words spoken by the Dear Leader; words his party of tens of millions of lunatics follow with rapt attention and adoration. Words that those on FOX-Pravda see as a reason for existence. Words that fill people like "Ted" Cruz with envy! Words just like these:
What would happen if the boat sank and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there, by the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, do you notice that a lot of shark... So there's a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards or here, do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking? Water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking...
His boat is sinking alright, hopefully without us in it. A couple of additional thoughts:
The meme picture is a perfect metaphor for an America with Trump in the oval office.
By the end of his rambling nonsense, Traitor Don made it clear that he's decided he'd prefer electrocution. That can be arranged. Fine with me as long as it's slow. In a civilized world, that would already have happened. Besides, I'm not into poisoning wildlife.
We need to get a lot of really good sidewalk artists to start drawing sharks outside all of his homes and make sure he sees them. Maybe also play that ominous music that always faded up in the movie "Jaws" whenever the big Great White was about to make its presence known. Play it on loudspeakers with amps that go to 11.
On the planet I live on, a boat battery doesn't put out anywhere near enough voltage to electrocute a 350 pound man or whatever he is. Christ, he looks more like a manatee to me.
Let's all send shark toys and pictures of sharks to Mar-a-Lago! Pictures, too! They scare him so...
or between a shock and a shark place
between a shark and a shock place