Midnight Meme Of The Day! An Administration Chock Full Of Coffee Boys!

A Breathtaking Breech

by Noah

If this was Japan, former FOX Voice Of Russia TV guy Pete Hegseth and Putin's U.S. National Security Informers Michael Waltz and Tulsi Gabbard would have enough honor to have taken the Hara-Kiri knives out and shoved them where they belong by now. So would the entire Musk-Trump administration, every single Republican member of Congress, and maybe the 77,000,000 traitors who voted for this out of control steamrolling clusterphuck. Yeah, I know we shouldn't want the sudden absence of 77,000,000 Nazis and Nazi adjacents. After all, that would destroy the American economy and chaos would take over and I'm sure none of them would ever, ever, ever want that, right?

This is what Republican voters voted for and it gets worse every day. I'm surprised Trump and Hegseth haven't already "inadvertently" sent a B-2 bomber or two to go nuke Paris and Kiev by now. How about a couple of hurricanes and Toronto,too!!! Just wait, though, the year is young! Maybe, by the time you read this, it will turn out that Moscow and Beijing already picked up our war plans from the floors or bathrooms of Mar-a-Lago, that is, if Trump didn't just courier them. Would he really send them by courier? Nah, he'd send them 1st Class so everyone at the Post Office could get a look.

Like I've always been saying, one time might be a mistake, emphasis "might be." More than that is a pattern. Of course, as I write this, the news has just broken that it wasn't Hegseth or Waltz who caused this one. After doing his best Sgt. Schultz imitation Traitor Trump said, "I know nothing! Nothing! I see nothing!" as the news broke, Trump is now blaming a staffer, a staffer with no name as it were. In other words, a coffee boy. OK, maybe a coffee girl. Covfefe. Covfefe.