Limp, Rotting, Demented, Word Salad
by Noah
I could have done terrible things to her that would've made your head spin. I was very protective of her.
- America's #1 Freak on Hillary Clinton, Thursday Press Conference, 8/8/24
On Thursday, Donnie The Bumbling Bubbling Cesspool not only said he would do 3 debates with Kamala Harris (or Kamaba, Kamalba, or Kalmabla as he often calls her) as he gave a now patented rambling Idiocracy-styled press conference from his tacky Florida mansion. Don't hold your breath, though. He wants his own special debate terms even though he already agreed to the terms of the September 10th debate on ABC. Seems he wants to change things now that Harris is his opponenti instead of President Biden. Whatever he agrees to, he won't hold to it even if he actually shows up at the appointed times. In Thursday's so-called press conference, he not only didn't answer questions from the so-called reporters, they supported his efforts at obfuscation and avoidance. Obviously answering questions would have cut into his lying time. And, btw, not one of the corporate news slugs saw fit to even attempt to ask the 34 time convicted felon anything about the $10,000,000 bribe he allegedly took from Egypt.
Traitor Don doesn't even make any attempt to keep his cheese on the cracker anymore. He's lost all consciousness of both. The whole thing reeked of a visit to a hospital for the insane (Mar-a-Lago Hospital For The Insane?) and showed us what his debate appearance or appearances will look like. It was so out there that I expected him to start talking about injecting bleach and putting lightbulbs up our butts again, or, like that guy in that Woody Allen film, start decreeing that everyone will have to start wearing their underwear on the outside. He is American carnage itself, mental carnage. I'm glad he doesn't drive a car or we'd want to know how many bear cubs or worse he has in the trunk. "What's that smell? Please step out of the car, sir."
We live in wacked out times; times often of our own making through way too much tolerance. No one is safe around Trump. No one is safe as long as he's anywhere but in a darkened, soundproofed, padded cell, or tried, convicted, and executed, along with his top enablers, of course. Instead, the network owners and corporate suits ran with the opportunity to promote their favored candidate for over an hour of his ranting diatribe. Did they broadcast Vice President Harris's hour-long U.A.W. speech that began after their boy gave his "Ich Bin Ein Lunatic" show? Nope. They had the schedule. They had the means. They made their choice. No need to say any more at the moment.
Other takeaways that amounted to a debate preview included:
1. On Vice President Harris, "Well... uh, she's a woman."
2. Also on Vice President Harris, She's nasty. She's "not very bright." "Dumb as a rock."
3. Abortion is not an issue anymore. "Very much tempered down." (Now, who's dumb as a rock, Donnie?)
4. Polls: "White males way up. White males have gone through the roof."
5. "I think my base is 75% of the country."
6. "I'm the victim!" (Yeah, narcissists always are, right?)
7. On Hillary Clinton: See above quote. Repug maleness. Creepy. Threatening. Weird thoughts.
8. "I'm leading by a lot. I'm campaigning a lot. I'm doing tremendous amounts."
9. "I've spoken to the biggest crowds!!! No one has bigger crowds than me!" (Yeah, just like your inauguration)
10. Still apparently has "a bond with Putin." (Are beautiful letters involved?)
11. Walz isn't bright either. "He has positions that it's not even possible to believe they exist."
12. If I'm not elected, there will be deep darkness and a bigly depression like no one has ever seen.
13. On Biden: "Now you have millions and millions of dead people."
14. And, also if I'm not elected, World War 3! World War 3! Don't forget World War 3!
15. J-6 hostages..."treated very harshly"... no one died. (Actually, people did die but what does a psychopath care)
16. Did I mention, I have the biggest crowds? Much bigger than Kamabala. Nasty. Nasty. Bigger than MLK, too.
17. This room is "very large and cost $18,000,000.
18. I'm very successful. (So much self-doubt, Donnie. Sad.)
19. I'm a fast healer. "Hell of a shot."
20. Did I mention my crowd size? Everyone says so. (I expected a shout out to Sean "Spicey" Spicer)
21. I will have the most massive deportation program in history! (Big crowds.)
22. It's a very, very sick world. (Who says he can't be honest, even if for the wrong reasons)
23. J.D. Vance has really stepped up. (Really?)
24. "In history, for any country, nobody has had crowds like I've had."
I laughed a lot especially about the death of the fact checker. It’s a comedy of madness. Except it’s frightening as hell.
We live in wacked out times; times often of our own making through way too much tolerance.
Truth! But it isn't just the corporate consolidated monopolistic media (that has also been tolerated... and encouraged). It's you all. You elect democraps who refuse to put trump in prison for a cornucopia of actual, you know, crimes (defined by the written laws we have but ignore all too often) and violations of our constitution (emoluments, insurrection, treason; which are written but almost universally ignored by your party).
So, yes, these wacked out times in our shithole is of our own making.
you all bitch a lot about it. but you all never do anything to fix it. maybe THAT'S the real problem here?
The tolerance and deference to this mind boggling lunatic is amazing. Bizarro world. The press is at least half dead as are Americans’ judgment and critical thinking skills.