by Noah
Talk about voting against your own self interests! Thanks to the lunatic voters of Kentucky, a steady flow of Russian rubles for his campaign warchest, and the lack of an inspiring candidate being selected to run against him, the Most Anti-American $enate Minority Leader ever stands to regain his title of Most Anti-American $enate Majority Leader ever. Thus proving that Americans are lemmings headed off a cliff while our enemies, both internal and external, cheer.
thank gawd $cummer came in and fixed everything.