Republican Dreams Do Come True
by Noah
Remember when the media hacks and sooo many Republicans claimed that these two Republican rally attendees didn't really represent what they stand for? They sure showed the world otherwise now, didn't they. We knew that was a lie of course but what isn't if it comes from a Trump voter these days? Same with, among other things, "I'm not a misogynist," "I'm not a homophobe," "I'm a real Christian," and "I'm not a racist." That last one was really put to bed again when we heard about the GOP "Happy Halloween" Nazi rally in New York's Madison Square Garden. And, by the way, there has been an extremely brisk market in various "I'd Rather Be Russian Than A Democrat" t-shirts for several years now ever since the Repugs embraced their dear Orange Menace To Society. You can google the shirts and they're all over amazon but what else would you expect from Jeff Bezos. I bet he's a happy camper today. I bet he's even ordering a fresh supply as you read this. I guess they'll be costing a whole lot more when the Trump tariffs go into effect. Of course, FOX-Pravda will blame Biden or Hillary or someone preferably black.
Remember yesterday when I said it was so noisy outside due to a howling wind and the usual pointless horn honking? It's very quiet here in NYC right now, not unlike during a big snowstorm or a religious holiday. Even the local Trader Joe's is quiet. The first things I thought of this morning were these:
1. More American women will now be dying of sepsis or just bleeding to death. Maybe in a parking lot or at a grocery store near you! Maybe right in front of you. Talk about "Poisoning our blood." This is exactly what over 71,000,000 nihilistic Repugs voted for yesterday and the counting isn't even done yet. It truly is a party of mass murders, and don't go thinking it's just the ones like "Ted" Cruz, Chief Justice Roberts, Putin's Bag Man Moscow Mitch, or Ron DeSantis. Republican voters put them there. They are an army of psychopaths.
2. Obamacare.
3. Marriage Rights, trans people... and all our gay sisters and brothers, relatives, and colleagues that Republicans chose to not even consider to be human beings.
4. Ukraine and the whole of NATO. Forget the pee tapes. I remember when the Russian Parliament made Trump an "Honorary Cossack." For any of you that don't know. Cossacks are extremely skilled horsemen. Now picture putting Trump on a horse and giving its ass a slap! I'd love to! There's a lottery I'd buy a hundred tickets for!
5. Like many of you, I'm sure, I've brought up the subject of Traitor Don's best buds relationship with Vladimir Putin, but the response I get from republicans is an enthusiastic "Putin gets things done!" It's just like when you bring up Trump's lying and they just shrug and say, "They all do it." I also remember Rudy Giuliani and Sean Hannity going on and on about what a great leader Putin is. So, keep an eye, both eyes, on Latvia, Poland, and whichever country is next on Putin's list. No doubt Trump already has Jared Kushner over there trying to do even more bigly real estate deals.
6. How long before Traitor Don's huge diapers can't even hold all his shit and he's replaced by the guy that says Haitians come from "Haitia" and they're eating out pets. Karma would seem to indicate that some very large German Shepherd eats JD for breakfast someday. May I suggest one of Biden's dogs?
7. Then, of course, there's Trump's past criminal activities that Republican voters totally and blatantly want more of. It's just so hard to satisfy these psychos. Call them the Crimewave Party?
8. I had actually thought that Kamala Harris ran a good campaign as those things go. Alas, it wasn't enough to fight off this Nazi movement along with the long time unaddressed shortcomings of the Democratic Party (especially messaging and policy structure). It's also clear to me that way, way too many Americans can't handle the idea of a woman in the oval office. That was clear in the clips of rally interviews before Election Day and most of the people I saw expressing that view for the cameras were white women and Hispanic men. As an aside, by the way, the latter turned out hugely in Texas for the wimp who fled to Cancun when his backward 3rd world state had its rickety power grid go down in a coldwave. He even left his dog behind in the cold house. Good thing there weren't any Haitians around, eh, "Ted?"
9. Climate Change? Now, not even the tiniest steps to ameliorate it will happen at the federal level. But, as you know, not a single psychopath will ever lift a finger on that one anyway. "What!!??!! And do away with more chances to cause death and human misery? You must be one o' dem communistis!!!!!!!!"
10. Sure, there's more, but I'll just end with his promises to pardon the members of his mob of J-6 cop killers. And, everyone who flatters him or gives him a shiny trinket, too. It's more open season now than it ever was, folks. I can't wait 'til Tommy "Pride of Alabamy" Tubervile convinces the Orange Freak to nominate a Proud Boy or Oathkeeper to the Supreme Court and John Roberts welcomes him with open arms.
Oh, and a special capital letters "FUCK YOU" to Pennsylvania. Pennsyltucky, the first crack in the fragile so-called "Blue Wall." I spent a horrible year of my life there 50 years or so ago and it was all "Nixon's The One." Now, it's even worse. The proof is in the voting.
And, the nonvoting, there and everywhere. A great day for misanthropes, sociopaths, and psychos; Russian assets all. I even dropped off a couple of donations at my local Goodwill yesterday and the guy there told me to vote for Trump! Last donation they'll ever get from me!
It truly is a party of mass murders, and don't go thinking it's just the ones like "Ted" Cruz, Chief Justice Roberts, Putin's Bag Man Moscow Mitch, or Ron DeSantis. Republican voters put them there. They are an army of psychopaths.
nazi voters put them all there. and voters with "better angels" refused to stop them.
I know howie, religiously married to the democrap party as the only oppo to nazis, will erase this so I'll just point out the obvious: if your party sucks so bad that they can't defeat this ocean of pig shit, then maybe you all should look to coalesce something better. They get paid even to lose, so they'll never change themselves.
This has been…
Perhaps the crimeWEAVE party.