Midnight Meme Of The Day! America At The Crossroads

The Time Has Come

by Noah

There aren't many days in our history where we can accurately say that we don't know what the world will look like tomorrow. So, light a candle for the future and hope that we get to live to fight for it. 

Meanwhile, here's the closing campaign message from America's Number One Traitor, given this past weekend at his North Carolina Nazi Rally. Yes, it's word for word verbatim. Probably the only time you've ever encountered someone speaking such fluent Republicanese like this would have been if you've ever worked in a mental hospital, lived next door to a family of Republicans, or, encountered a chimpanzee that escaped from a lab where they do brain surgery experiments. As your eyes pour through this insanity, please understand that only Republicans can decipher it and to them, it's pure gold.

"When I say insane asylums, and then I say, Doctor Hannibal Lecter, does anybody know? They go crazy they say, oh, he brings up these names out of— well, that's genius, right, Doctor Hannibal Lecter. There's nobody worse than him. Silence of the Lambs. Who the hell else would even remember that? I have a great memory but they always hit me. I don't bring it up too much because they have to take such a— he brought up Hannibal Lecter. What does that have to do with this? What is it? It has everything to do with it, right? He was— that’s who we are allowing into our country and we can’t allow it in our country. So I've done something for you, for you that I haven't done in 20 speeches, I brought up Doctor Hannibal Lecter and we're allowing him, you watch, you watch these fake people will say again, he brought up Hannibal Lecter has absolutely nothing to do. You know I do the weave, right, the weave it’s genius. You bring up Hannibal Lecter, you mention insane asylum. Hannibal Lecter. You go out, now there'll be a time in life where the weave won't finish properly at the bottom and then we can talk. But right now it's pure genius hey, I have an uncle, my uncle, Uncle John, my father's brother, 41 years at MIT longest serving professor has so many degrees he didn't know what the hell to do with them all in the most complicated, I understand a lot of this stuff, you know, I believe in that. Like, I mean, Jack Nicklaus is not gonna produce a bad golfer. Right you know, that's the way it works it's just one of those things and it's in the family and it's whatever."

I guess we should be pleased that he didn't bring up Arnold Palmer's penis again and replaced him with Jack Nicklaus... this time. What do you say to a 100% total psychotic who's obsessed with cannibalism, genitalia, people eating dogs and cats, and this-

Addendum: 

Many media hacks and other substandard people would have us believe that Trump is a one off but any honest and observant person knows better. As an example, last night, I heard that Senor Trumpanzee's former attorney, the disbarred Rudy Giuliani, aka CNN and FOX's "Best Mayor Of All Time," went on some Neo-Nazi podcast called "Flyover Conservatives" and proclaimed that all Haitians "shouldn't have been taken out of the jungle." Then, this morning, he announced that he's considering running for Mayor of New York City, again. Do us all a favor, Rudy. If you're going to do any running, do it in front of a speeding bus.