by Noah
Your Saturday Cartoon:
Apologies to the recently departed Jimmy Buffet but I suspect he'd approve! If you don't get the reference in the headline, just look it up on youtube.
You want a paradise? Those Republican sociopaths in Congress have planned a government shutdown charade that'll bring it right to your home, muy pronto! Always remember, it's all about catapulting the human misery to the non-billionaires! That's the goal!
Yes, what is depicted in the above Jen Sorenson cartoon is a slightly different paradise. Unlike the paradise Jimmy Buffet wrote and sang about, paradise in the Republican Mind Hive is Idiocracy come to life, a paradise of impoverished seniors, a paradise in flames for the young, and a paradise that no amount of Clorox and Lysol cocktails can cure; all run by the multitudes of insane billionaire QAnon Shamen and their acolytes that make up the Republican Party. Yes, the Domestic Terror Party has a train to disaster plan for your future! What are you going to do about it?
From "Last Resort" by the Eagles:
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They call it paradise
I don't know why
You call someplace paradise
Kiss it goodbye
Basically a song about how hoomans ruin everything good. I don't know if it also works when hoomans make something truly horrible.