by Noah
It has never been enough for Republicans to just find a new group to hate. Every year or so, it's someone else: Muslims, trans people, Chinese, people who get vaccinations, people who buy electric vehicles, their old stand by aka "the blacks." Lately, it's been Americans who dress up in drag. Shock! Horror! And, don't forget those evil librarians, you know, those damn book pushers! Republicans have discovered that every town has them and they even have a secret headquarters called a library, chock full of dastardly books. "Trouble right here in River City!" Damn, if you're a Repug, book is all but a 4-letter word now. Don't say book!
Just imagine if there really was a book called Everything I Don't Like Is Woke but, don't worry, it's coming. It was bound to happen. I mean once you've run out of groups of humans, it's best to start cataloging all your hates into one reference. Just don't call it a book. Chapter One will be Compassion. Chapter Two will be Empathy. Chapter Three will be Making The World A Better Place, and so on. Soon, "Everything I Don't Like Is Woke" will be the one Republican handbook, required reading for every loon, a veritable Mein Kampf of tomorrow!
By the way, Republicans are so quickly running out of groups to hate that they're turning their ire towards masterpieces of art like never before, and yes, Flor-i-duh is leading the way! Leading the way in marketing hate! Endless possibilities there! More about that later in the week. I'd say tomorrow but tomorrow never knows.
woke is an oxymoron for morons to use as a pejorative, for everything they're unable or unwilling to understand. its the new dog whistle in their echo chamber of ignorance .