by Noah
Admit it, you knew the above is exactly what that Chinese spy balloon looked like up close! Well, at least if I was the Chinese Spy Chief, that's exactly what I'd have it look like. I'd even have it playing recordings of Traitor Trump as it sailed across our skies. I'd have it making very loud farting, puking, and belching noises, too.
I think what amused me most about this "Spy Balloon Incident" was all the Republicans calling for it to be shot down and swearing they'd do it themselves. It would be so like such morons to shoot a few holes into something not knowing what was inside, say a dirty bomb, or a virus, or some sort of unknown bio-weapon. But even weirder was the spectacle of the nation's Republicans saying they were gonna shoot it down with their automatic pistols and AR-15s. It takes a real effing douchebag with serious insecurity issues to think their 2nd Amendment Penis Compensators can reach a height of 60,000 feet which is how high up the balloon was traveling. Whenever I heard these lunatics yammering about shooting the balloon down, I could not help but think of those Isolated tribes in the deepest Amazon jungles who hurl their rocks, knives and spears up at "the great silver bird" or even a Cessna if it dares to fly over their territory. That's how primitive the republican mind is. The indigenous jungle dwellers have an excuse and a lot more dignity. Republicans? Well, if you think you can find more than 5 that are even remotely sane, good luck. Be sure to send me a list.
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